
You make me sad.
I have been a big fan since my college days and my first pair of e-wires. And I still have a few of your sunglasses that I run and cycle in from time-to-time, although you’ve been replaced with Ray-Ban for my everyday wear. But, like I said, I’m still a big fan.
And then you went and did something uncharacteristic. This week you sent me a 22-page pamphlet. Six pages of it were product. The other 16 were you trying to explain your technology behind your polarized lenses. Yes, the big, colorful graphics were nice. But you took 16 pages trying to explain something to me that you could’ve done in two. And the paper you printed it on was cheap. Super-cheap as a matter-of-fact. Uncharacteristically cheap.
To top is all off, there was the insert. You know, the one with the coupon that asks me to send you back some information about one of my friends so you can send him/her the same lame pamphlet. And as a ‘reward,’ you’ll send us both an Oakley decal. Seriously. Do you think that we’re excited about getting a freakin’ decal after we spend $130 on a pair of sunglasses? Do you think that’s enough of a reward to make me want to take time out to look up a friend’s info, fill out the card and drop it in the mail?
Whoever convinced you to do this needs to get smacked on the back of the head. You’re better than this, Oakley. Much better. Don’t stoop to levels that you don’t need to stoop to. Start acting like the brand you are. We’ll all be better off for it.